Someone who is monogamous and is nice to their mother. Someone who will go to musicals with me and knows to not annoy me when I'm watching
Buffy. Someone who thinks that fast cars are lame and that strip clubs are gross. Someone who picks up after themselves and knows how to wash their clothes. Someone who's hygienic and sweeps me off my feet like a Disney princess. Someone who reads good books and doesn't count Playboy or Zoo as literature. Someone who isn't afraid of love but doesn't overuse the phrase either. Someone who wants to have children and will let me name them. Someone who knows that I don't like mornings and won't try and communicate with me until I've had my juice. Someone who won't take my blankets in bed and knows that I get moody that time of the month. Someone who will let me cry when I want to and won't try and hug me unless I ask for it. Someone who doesn't want to know where I am every second of every day and trusts me to be faithful. Someone who will let me spend time with my friends, males and females. Someone who doesn't spend all their time playing computer games but also isn't obsessed with sports. Someone who is tolerant and open minded, the world is black and white and all shades of grey. Someone who thinks that Jessica Alba is ugly and will accept all my flaws and scars. Someone who will take me to high tea and won't complain the entire time. Someone who won't boss me around but knows that I love them more than anyone. Someone who will laugh at my incredibly lame jokes and will understand that I love the Chaser boys. Someone who won't try and sleep with people when they're drunk and knows that alcohol is never an excuse. Someone who thinks smoking is silly and will hold my bag when need be. Someone who will love me now and will love me when I'm old, that's what I want.
Until next time fellow humans....
