So I know this individual, a rather remarkable one. In the upcoming sentences I plan to explain satisfactorily why I love 
Abigail Cruz.  1. 
She is my boy friend-We have been "dating" for almost 6 years now and I have no doubt in my mind that she will never toy with my emotions or flirt pointlessly. She also tolerates my other loves.
2. 
She tolerates my idiosyncrasies-From my love of Rent & Wicked to my passion for HIV/AIDS to my penchant for singing Abba & The Phantom of the Opera.
3. 
She expands my vocabulary-Purloin....pfft. Frangibility? Please.....Miss Ext 2 English =P
4. 
We have a splendid time together-From free periods spent naming every Romantic novel we can think of, to coffee dates, to shopping & "study" trips, to city adventures.
5. 
She lets me go crazy in the city-From stalking the Bondi Vet, to constantly visiting Lindt, to Italian Restaurants in the Rocks, to perving on hot business men in suits.
6. 
She listens to my ramble about the opposite sex-Even the more embarrassing admissions involving secret crushes or the modeling of certain characters on certain men.
7. 
She's trustworthy-I can tell her anything, and even though she's constantly laughing at me, she always cares and never betrays my confidence.
8. 
She's a fellow nerd-We are both destined to end up at Uni in the city & have coffee dates where we discuss our latest boy news.
9. 
She's out there-She's so willing to put herself out there for those she loves, and she isn't afraid to let her feelings, emotions or passions to be known.
10. 
She's cultured-She follows fashion from Helsinki, lives in Sydney, eats Asian food, knows Japanese and French terminology. Yet she DOESN'T have Indian food in her house. I was sorely disappointed. =P
11. 
She's obsessed-She has odd and somewhat disturbing obsessions (depression, pedophiles, lesbians, insanity), which just make me feel more comfortable. haha
12. 
She's sappy-HAHA Of course we are both against disgusting displays of sap, but she is still real, loving and I've never had a reason to doubt her. Ever.
13. 
Myspace-I am her sole reason for still going on Myspace. Now try and tell me it isn't true love?!
So, Abigail Ann Cruz, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
Until next time fellow humans....

This would be our night of evening dress ups, as you can see she is fabulous eye candy.